THE TEAM
Welcome to REALNews - Britain’s realest and newest television news channel.
Our mission statement is simple:
- To give a voice to the REAL PEOPLE of Great Britain left behind by the lamestream media.
- To cover the REAL STORIES without fear of censorship or propaganda.
- To deliver REAL TALK about REAL STORIES about REAL PEOPLE in the REAL WORLD. REALLY.
Not far-right, just right… by far.
But who exactly ARE we?
Well here we are:
Karen Wall
aka THE CAPTAIN
Karen Wall transformed Missouri24 - a failing local American news channel - into the second most popular news channel in the country, all within the space of 8 months.
Our star-spangled CEO will stop at nothing to replicate the same level of success here in Great Britain, and pledges to blow BBC News and Sky News out of the water within 6 months.
“I can’t wait to get my pearly American whites into the REAL heart of Britain, away from the metropolitan bubble, all the way from Northampton to Southampton.”
David Sharp joins RealNews with a formidable curriculum vitae. The legendary broadcasting veteran legend has news literally running through his veins, having been conceived on a Daily Telegraph printing press.
After 50 years of loyal service to some of Britain’s most respectable media organisations (and the BBC), in his best career move so far, David will anchor our primetime flagship show, The London Bubble - filmed inside a bubble on College Green - taking our corrupt politicians to account with headline-making interviews.
David also takes the crucial role of Co-Executive Chairman President of RealNews.
David Sharp
aka THE VICE CAPTAIN
Awusi Mello is our very own rising star in British politics. Leading the up-and-coming Convert UK party, Awusi stands for no-nonsense and straight-talking in an increasingly nonsensical, non-straight-talking world.
Tackling the scourge of wokery with the kind of BALLS that defy her womanly makeup, Awusi’s 9pm show, Political Posturing with Awusi Mello, provides a much-needed antidote to identity politics, the gender agenda and green garbage.
aka THE RISING STAR
Awusi Mello
Paul Maddox was arguably Britain’s best-loved television gardener, enjoying a hugely successful stint on Gods of Gardening on popular nature channel Eden (Sky 166, Virgin Media 245/247). That is - until the woke mob came for him.
Having committed the apparently heinous crime of tweeting something mildly ‘offensive’ in 2012, We’ve rescued Paul from the cancel culture jungle, planting him in the RealStudios where he will doubtless flower into the free speech rose he was always destined to be. His primetime show The Allotment of Truth airs every weekday from 1am.
“But tulips are kind of g..”
Paul Maddox
aka GARDENER